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Jesus Loves the Little Zygotes
Jesus loves the little zygotes
all the zygotes of the world.
Jesus loves them until they’re born
then abandons them forlorn.
Jesus loves the little zygotes ‘til they’re born.
Jesus loves the little children
all the children of the world.
Jesus gives them heart defects
measles, mumps, and ringwormed necks.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Jesus lets their parents beat them,
bruise their bodies black and blue.
Jesus gives them birth defects,
scurvy, ticks, and palette clefts.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Jesus gives the children cancer.
Earaches, lice, and scabies too.
Bowel obstructions, altered lips,
blighted brains and twisted hips.
Extra chromosomes to help them when they pray.
Hallelujah.
Jesus gives the children acne.
AIDS and leprosy galore.
Germs and worms of every kind.
Things to make the children blind.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.
Scientists and unbelievers
wiped the pox right off the earth.
Jesus still gives gifts to kids,
broken nose and burnt eyelids.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore. -
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a chemistry class with Emma Watson. She said one day Emma answered a question correctly and someone in the back shouted, “TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!” She wasn’t happy.
- from somewhere around the web
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The future of magazines?
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TWIMC,
birthday request ko.
http://www.amazon.com/NeoCube-NCB01-Rare-Earth-Magnet-Puzzle/dp/B001EM1SEA
ayan may link pa para makaorder ka na. :)
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race car simulator :)
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math 101 sa uplb. sorry na lang sa 29… haha
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:)
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A TV show hosted by Doctor Who about shoving Star Wars Lego minifigs into captain Kirk’s chair warmers mouth. We truly live in the future.
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(via gregrutter)
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so so true.
